Resolutions:

Lose 20 pounds.
Quit smoking.
Get and keep apartment clean.
Pay bills on time.

I am the most boring person ever. Good thing I run around in a Bridget-Jones tizzy all the time, to make this lifestyle entertaining.

Did you ever have a dream that made you want to sleep on and on? I dreamnt last night of someone I loved and lost, who I will never see again. He was glad to see me, and I was glad to see him, and I lost him over again in the dream, but there was at least the possibility, in the dream, of finding him again.

Dammit.

Gosh, I'm tired. I keep proofing these patterns, and snickering at words that really aren't that provocative. I've been thinking that a sex scene could be considerably enlivened if it were between two knitters, talking dirty knitter talk:

"Oh, your waist and armhole shaping...!"

"Smock me, baby!"

"Slip stitches along the edge of front notch."

"Mantain selvedges in garter throughout."

It's not funny.

Click on Movie.

Seriously amusing.

And on the silliness front:

Do check out the latest issue of Readymade, if they've got it at your local newsstand. Regan. Check the list of contributors, particularly.

Also, I really like this sweater pattern. I don't generally dig anything that smacks of inappropriate appropriation, but it's so pretty. I'd have to lengthen the whole thing, and I think I'd rather use this hemp yarn than the cotton.... Hmmm.

Howdy, y'all,

I'm back at work, exhausted and with a bazillion emails in the ol' inbox. Things are going okay--as well as could possibly be expected. They got the whole tumor out and Dad woke up and he will probably recover almost fully, although it will take a good deal of therapy.

I saw Bobby while I was home, just for half a mo'--damn, that man is hotter every time I see him! Hi, dahlink! Thanks for the cookies.

Oh, and I was so tired by the time I got to Denver that I tried to go down an up escalator. The flight crew that spotted me doing it couldn't believe their eyes. Mortifying, that was.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




A fish.

Ayup.

Read this article, it's really interesting. To me.